hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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