Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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