At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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