Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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