there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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