Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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