Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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