I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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