you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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