Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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