hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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