your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
