I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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