It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
