We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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