I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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