i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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