My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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