About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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