But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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