shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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