somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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