Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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