It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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