I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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