Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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