Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
