You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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