"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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