just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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