We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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