Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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