It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
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so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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