the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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