Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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