unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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