Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i can juggle bunnies
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?