this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
smell my finger.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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