i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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