Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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