life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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