if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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