lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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