Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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