So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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