remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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