Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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