so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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