i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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