I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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