How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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