She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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