Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.