Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Fuck me I smell like cheese
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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